“I am so glad that this blog exists. Holy scheiße! I’m glad I’m not the only girl who wants to bang Snake and Otacon :3”

“I’d like to watch Dave and Hal fucking, or even just have an audio feed full of the former’s deep moans and the latter’s delicious whimpers.”

“Otacon is, in my opinion, the sexiest character in the series. Why? He’s smart, adorably awkward, gorgeous, and a fellow nerd like myself. (And those glasses…).